I am from Alaska but don’t ask me stupid shit.Tumblr (3.0; @jaymediane)http://jaymediane.tumblr.com/<object width="400" height="231"><param name="movie" value="http://www.hulu.com/embed/EmTGaOC8YFAfQdnqSeMl0g" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><embed src="http://www.hulu.com/embed/EmTGaOC8YFAfQdnqSeMl0g" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="400" height="231"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>And that thing about Caulfield, Word.</p>http://jaymediane.tumblr.com/post/279340948http://jaymediane.tumblr.com/post/279340948Fri, 11 Dec 2009 16:22:54 -0500Family GuyCatcher In the RyeJ. D. Salingertelevisionentertainmenthumor“A neutral place. The chances of finding one these days are slim, maybe even slimmer than...http://jaymediane.tumblr.com/post/279326200http://jaymediane.tumblr.com/post/279326200Fri, 11 Dec 2009 16:07:55 -0500<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://jaymediane.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/279306757/W00IRVV0oghxk5gpFtjcxLQY&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>Carol of the Bells <i>by</i> Bird and the Bee</p>http://jaymediane.tumblr.com/post/279306757http://jaymediane.tumblr.com/post/279306757Fri, 11 Dec 2009 15:47:57 -0500musictrackChristmasholiday<img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kui94kZGCY1qzog4do1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://jaymediane.tumblr.com/post/279293901http://jaymediane.tumblr.com/post/279293901Fri, 11 Dec 2009 15:32:00 -0500twitterstatusphilosophyhumorRussell Brand<img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kui8mpP1jc1qzog4do1_r1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Just another reason to love Friday.</p>http://jaymediane.tumblr.com/post/279283759http://jaymediane.tumblr.com/post/279283759Fri, 11 Dec 2009 15:23:00 -0500Colin FirthcelebrityentertainmentPride and PrejudiceMr. DarcyPhoebe (singing): New York City has no power, and the milk is getting sour. But to me it is not...http://jaymediane.tumblr.com/post/276726119http://jaymediane.tumblr.com/post/276726119Fri, 11 Dec 2009 00:47:49 -0500Friendshumorvegantelevisionentertainment<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://jaymediane.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/278575480/tumblr_ku8i5twNYU1qzr7d5&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>Christmas Don’t Be Late (Alvin and the Chipmuncks cover) <i>perf. by</i> Rosie Thomas</p> <blockquote></blockquote>http://jaymediane.tumblr.com/post/278575480http://jaymediane.tumblr.com/post/278575480Fri, 11 Dec 2009 00:46:17 -0500musictrackChristmasholidayRosie ThomasSo, I purchased Skinny Bitch Bun In the Oven. No, I do not have an awesome excuse for being fat...http://jaymediane.tumblr.com/post/278568091http://jaymediane.tumblr.com/post/278568091Fri, 11 Dec 2009 00:39:00 -0500Skinny Bitchbooksfoodlibrarypregnancyveganvegetarianconfession<img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kug9tlHpA11qzog4do1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://silhouettemasterpiecetheatre.com/" target="_blank">Silhouette Masterpiece Theatre</a> by Wilhelm Staehle</p>http://jaymediane.tumblr.com/post/277820119http://jaymediane.tumblr.com/post/277820119Thu, 10 Dec 2009 14:12:41 -0500artWilhelm Staehlehumor“[W]e speak too much about human beings. This world is crowded with humans, but also with...http://jaymediane.tumblr.com/post/277802120http://jaymediane.tumblr.com/post/277802120Thu, 10 Dec 2009 13:52:05 -0500Günter GrassanimalsliteraturearticleThe Paris Reviewwriting<img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kug3ewffWY1qz4rgro1_r1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.marco.org/277762675" target="_blank">marco</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>The Tumblr Backup app is ready for its first beta testing.</p> <ul> <li><b><a href="http://assets.tumblr.com/downloads/Tumblr-Backup-mac-beta.zip" target="_blank">Download</a> (Mac OS X, requires 10.5 or higher)</b></li> </ul> </blockquote> <p>This is a beautiful thing.</p>http://jaymediane.tumblr.com/post/277799017http://jaymediane.tumblr.com/post/277799017Thu, 10 Dec 2009 13:48:19 -0500tumblrapplication<img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuetzoHvbN1qzog4do1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://50under50.com/gadgets/ipad-yes-please/2009/04/30/" target="_blank">iPad, Apple Tablet</a> (rumored)</p> <blockquote>The reality  of an internet connected device capable of being a book reader and gaming device may no longer be a thing that sloppy wet dreams are made of.</blockquote> <p>I might be showing them my “O” face.</p>http://jaymediane.tumblr.com/post/276746018http://jaymediane.tumblr.com/post/276746018Wed, 09 Dec 2009 19:20:23 -0500electronicsappleMonica: Hey, Joey, what would you do if you were omnipotent?Joey: Probably kill myself.Monica:...http://jaymediane.tumblr.com/post/276710014http://jaymediane.tumblr.com/post/276710014Wed, 09 Dec 2009 18:52:31 -0500Friendsdialoguesexdeathhumordanielholter: mcdavis: immarcsanta: Does anybody else play “Words with Friends” on the iPhone? ...http://jaymediane.tumblr.com/post/276512213http://jaymediane.tumblr.com/post/276512213Wed, 09 Dec 2009 16:03:58 -0500tumblrcommentiphoneapplicationgameswords“Stars, hide your fires, / Let not light see my black and deep desires.” - William...http://jaymediane.tumblr.com/post/276401683http://jaymediane.tumblr.com/post/276401683Wed, 09 Dec 2009 14:11:00 -0500William ShakespeareMacbethliteraturedesire<object width="400" height="233" id="msnbc4604c4" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=10,0,0,0"><param name="movie" value="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32545640" /><param name="FlashVars" value="launch=34073863&width=420&height=245" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="wmode" value="opaque" /><embed name="msnbc4604c4" src="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32545640" width="400" height="233" flashvars="launch=34073863&width=420&height=245" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" wmode="opaque" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.adobe.com/shockwave/download/download.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash"></embed></object><br/><br/>http://jaymediane.tumblr.com/post/276305532http://jaymediane.tumblr.com/post/276305532Wed, 09 Dec 2009 12:25:23 -0500animalsanimal-ethicsJeff Corwin<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://jaymediane.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/276302525/tumblr_kuclv0JAlr1qzog4d&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>Snow Angel <i>by</i> Tori Amos</p>http://jaymediane.tumblr.com/post/276302525http://jaymediane.tumblr.com/post/276302525Wed, 09 Dec 2009 12:21:56 -0500Monica: No, no, no. They say it’s the same as the distance from the tip of a guy’s thumb...http://jaymediane.tumblr.com/post/275431611http://jaymediane.tumblr.com/post/275431611Tue, 08 Dec 2009 21:07:00 -0500Friendsentertainmenthumorsextelevisiondialogue“If you want to get technical, VODKA is practically a health drink if you just call it potato...http://jaymediane.tumblr.com/post/89510466http://jaymediane.tumblr.com/post/89510466Tue, 08 Dec 2009 21:04:00 -0500alcoholhumorquotegreeting cards<img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kud42bIJT11qzog4do1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Paper Cutting Art by <a target="_blank" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/37051688@N00/">Hina Aoyama</a></p>http://jaymediane.tumblr.com/post/275422798http://jaymediane.tumblr.com/post/275422798Tue, 08 Dec 2009 21:01:09 -0500artHina Aoyamapaperbutterflies