Postmodern rape at its finest. Lovely.

Perhaps unconventionally, these books are listed in the order read. That is, from right to left (bottom-to-top): Shadow Kiss (Vampire Academy, Book 3) by Richelle Mead, Halfway to the Grave (Night Huntress, Book 1) by Jeaniene Frost, The Dead Girls’ Dance (Morganville Vampires, Book 2) by Rachel Caine, Succubus Blues (Georgina Kincaid, Book 1) by Richelle Mead, Storm Born (Dark Swan, Book 1) by Richelle Mead, Midnight Alley (Morganville Vampires, Book 3) by Rachel Caine, Fangs for the Memories (The Young Brothers, Book 1) by Kathy Love, Moon Called (Mercy Thompson, Book 1) by Patricia Briggs, The Immortals: Evermore by Alyson Noel, One Foot in the Grave (Night Huntress, Book 2) by Jeaniene Frost, Betrayed: A House of Night Novel (House of Night Novels) by P. C. Cast and Kristin Cast, Midnight’s Daughter (Dorina Basarab, Dhampir, Book 1) by Karen Chance, Chosen: A House of Night Novel (House of Night Novels) by P. C. Cast and Kristin Cast, At Grave’s End (Night Huntress, Book 3) by Jeaniene Frost, Touch the Dark (Cassandra Palmer, Book 1) by Karen Chance, Claimed by Shadow (Cassandra Palmer, Book 2) by Karen Chance, Sex and the Single Vampire by Katie Macalister, Untamed (House of Night Novels) by P. C. Cast and Kristin Cast, The Secret Circle: The Initiation and The Captive Part I & The Secret Circle: The Captive Part II and The Power by L. J. Smith, Thorn Queen (Dark Swan, Book 2) by Richelle Mead
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